Sunday 16 March 2014

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Hindi Gande Jokes Biography


Source(google.com.pk)
Sunny Leone learning Hindi!Teacher askd her 2 translate in 2 English”Chaddar dekh kr pair failana”
Sunny:
“Wherever u see a bedsheet,Just spread ur legs..!____________________________________________________________Whats The Similarity Between Sunny Deol And Sunny Leone???They Both Shout A Lot In Their Movies
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Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting…
.
Bhikhari: “Behanji 1 rupiya dedo…”
.
Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.
.
Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?”
.
Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai…dil bhawuk ho gaya…___________________________________________________________
Director 2 Sunny Leone-
Suhagrat ka scene hai, Dudh ka glass le ke jana h aur hero ko pilana hai.:Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to Hema Malini Ko le lete. !! ________________________________________________________________
Postal department has issued Sunny Leone stamps.Men are confused which side to lick and which side to stick ._______________________________
A bank was planning to use Sunny Leone’s legs as the logo for its ATM. ? ? ? ? ?Just wanted customers to know that they are open 24 hours…_______________________________€__________________________
Sunny Leone to taxi driver- Airport
chaloge??
Driver- Haan chalunga….
Sunny leone- Kya loge ?
Driver- Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji, Paise hee lunga.________

Aaj tak ka sabse gaand faadu aur daring proposal:
Boy: Tere pas lund hai.??
Girl: Nahi.!!.
Boy: Mera legi ?? 
Ekdum kadak!! -
Girl:- mei hu ladki jheel ki,
chut meri steel ki,
chod sake na hathi ghode,
tu kya chodega maa ke loude...
Boy:-naam hai mera pappan pillo,
lund ka weight chappan kilo,
jamin par maru toh kuva khod jaye...
tu to kya teri ma bhi chud jaye..
Has mat forward kar market me naya hai....

गांड है तो जहान है!

एक आदमी ऐसे क्लब की सदस्यता लेकर वहां रहने गया जहाँ सब नंगे घूमते थे।

वह नंगा घूमने निकला तो एक बहुत ही सेक्सी नंगी लड़की सामने देखकर उसका लंड खड़ा हो गया।

लड़की उससे बोली,"क्या आपने मुझे बुलाया?"

आदमी: नहीं।

लड़की: लगता है आप नए आये हो, यहाँ का नियम है अगर आपका किसी लड़की को देखकर खड़ा हुआ मतलब आपने उसे बुलाया।

यह कह लड़की आदमी को साइड में ले गई और दोनों ने सेक्स किया।

आदमी खुश होकर आगे बढ़ गया।

रास्ते में आदमी ने जोर से पाद मारा तो सामने एक लंबा तगड़ा आदमी आया और बोला, "यहाँ का नियम है अगर आपने पादा मतलब मुझे बुलाया और लंबे चौड़े आदमी ने उस आदमी की गांड मार ली।

आदमी वापस होटल आया और रिसेप्शनिस्ट से बोला, "मुझे चेक आउट करना है मुझे इस क्लब में नहीं रहना।"

रिसेप्शनिस्ट: सर सिर्फ एक दिन में जा रहे हैं? यहाँ बहुत सेक्सी और सुन्दर लड़कियां भरी पड़ी हैं।

आदमी बोला, "मादरचोद मेरी उम्र 60 साल है, मेरा लंड महीने में एक बार खड़ा होता है, और मैं एक दिन में 35 बार पादता हूँ।"

(Worth Reading)
Never Tell Ur Problems to Anyone.
20% will not Care
&
80% will be Glad that U have Them.
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Life is similar to Boxing Game.
Defeat is not Declared when U Fall Down.
It is Declared when U Refuse to Get Up.
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Always WRONG PERSONS Teach the
RIGHT LESSONS in Life.
That is called LIFE EXPERIENCE.
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Faith is taking the 1st Step,
even when U dont see the whole Staircase.
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Keep Ur Face to the Sun,
& U will not see the Shadow.
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Everything is Valuable only at 2 Times:
1: Before Getting It.
&
2: After Losing It.
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2 Things brings Happiness & Success
in Life:
1: The way U Manage
when U have Nothing.
&
2: The way U Behave
when U have Everything.
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2 Places are most Valuable in the World:
1: The NICEST Place is to be in
Someone's Thoughts.
&
2: The SAFEST Place is to be in
Someone's Prayers.
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'FEAR' has 2 Meanings:
1: Forget Everything & Run.
&
2: Face Everything & Rejoice.
Choice is Ours.
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ATTITUDE at its Best:
"My BACK is not a VOICE MAIL.
Kindly Say whatever U have by FACING ME".

Hindi Gande Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Gande Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Gande Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Gande Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Gande Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Gande Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Gande Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Gande Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Gande Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Gande Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Gande Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

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